Fish Fancier Gifts

'I prefer it this way.'

'Well, the man at the pet shop assured me that they were goldfish.'

It's a dog fish!

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"She's just being Koi."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'