Fish Fancier Mugs

'I prefer it this way.'

'Well, the man at the pet shop assured me that they were goldfish.'

DNA Lab. You crossed a goldfish with a salmon? What did you get? A goldie-lox!

It's a dog fish!

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"She's just being Koi."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'