Fish Fancy Gifts

'...and all because you don't like bones in your fish!'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Guess who netted it.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Origins Of Evolution

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Carp, per diem.