Float Fancy Gifts

The plaster of danger.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Purple dress

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"The sea will doctor you now."

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Trampoline Balance

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

Floating

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Relaxing in the pool.

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

Charlie Brown Float

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

The Inner Tube.

Isolation tank in a shipwreck.

"I had that dream again where I was flying."

Wet dreams

Man Floating on Paper Boat