Floaty Fashionista Gifts

They're floaties, sir. Because the sea can be a cruel mistress.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Carioca

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Dandy

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Unicorn in the Woods

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Watering can helmet.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Elton John

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Burlyesque

The Formal Street Artist

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

Monster slippers.

Gator Painter.

Hipster Coffee

A Psychiatrist on his day off...