Flight Fancy Gifts

Trampoline Balance

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Boptimism

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Recalculating route..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I'm on my way!'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'