Flight Of Fancy Fan Gifts

Sheep Ballast

Migrating cows.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Give quiche a chance!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Regular service or affected?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Canada Goose

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Trampoline Balance

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Poser

Teamwork

Fly Space.