Flight Of Fancy Fan Mugs

Sheep Ballast

Migrating cows.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Give quiche a chance!

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Regular service or affected?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

Fly Artist

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Canada Goose

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Trampoline Balance

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Poser

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."