Foot Fancy Gifts

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

World Cup Fever

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Treble

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Social distance queue starts here

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Trampoline Balance

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Cat's Valentine

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'Gimme a little kiss.'

Summer feet.

Cat in gallery looking at pictures of birds and fish.

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

Box Step

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."