Foot Fancy Prints

'My feet are killing me.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Treble

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Social distance queue starts here

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Trampoline Balance

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Cat's Valentine

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Cat in gallery looking at pictures of birds and fish.

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

Summer feet.

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

Box Step

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.