Foot Fanciful Prints

She says my feet stink. What do you think, Goldie?

'My feet are killing me.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'We know you have a cat.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The ambush.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

'Next please.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'No, they won't have kittens. They are brother and sister.'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

'Did you make it look like a cover up?'

Alleyway cat

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

'Cover your eyes.'

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.