Foot Fanciful Prints

She says my feet stink. What do you think, Goldie?

'My feet are killing me.'

"Bigfoot"

World Cup Fever

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

The ambush.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'Next please.'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

'No, they won't have kittens. They are brother and sister.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Corn and Bunion plants.

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Alleyway cat

'Cover your eyes.'

Cats Discuss a String 'It's the new iString'

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"