Float Fancy Prints

The plaster of danger.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Purple dress

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Trampoline Balance

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Floating

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Charlie Brown Float

Relaxing in the pool.

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

The Inner Tube.

"I had that dream again where I was flying."

Man Floating on Paper Boat

Isolation tank in a shipwreck.

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

"Trust me, guys! It'll work. I did a complete science investigation."