Floatie Fan Prints

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Alpha Seltzer

"Marco ..."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Civilized Salmon

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fresh fish

Fish mobsters.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'