Floatie Fan Prints

'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

The Alpha Seltzer

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Marco ..."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

Fly Artist

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

being watched over his shoulder

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Do you think there's life out there?"