Floatie Fanatic Prints

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Carp, per diem.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'