Fishy Foot Fanatics Gifts

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Carp, per diem.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Origins Of Evolution