Fishbone Fanatic Gifts

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Origins Of Evolution