Fishbowl Fanatic Gifts

Kate's Cat Kennel

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'