Fishbowl Virtuoso Gifts

A coral choral.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Carp, per diem.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Origins Of Evolution

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

Fish Aeroplane