Fishbowl Philosopher Gifts

'Oh great - There goes the neighbourhood! They're going to bring down bowl prices in the area!'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"This is a mind-altering experience."

Some politicians say life for them these days is like living in a fish bowl. They must mean going around and around in circles, never making any progress!

It's about your cute little ceramic house. Are you familiar with the word "foreclosure"?

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

Life in the fishbowl.

"This is an intervention, Goldie."

Fishbowl World

"His therapist told him to get out more."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Fish Food

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.