Fishbowl Philosopher Mugs

'Oh great - There goes the neighbourhood! They're going to bring down bowl prices in the area!'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"This is a mind-altering experience."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

Life in the fishbowl.

"This is an intervention, Goldie."

Fishbowl World

"His therapist told him to get out more."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Fish Food

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you think he recognizes us?'