Fishbowl Admirer Gifts

"Where's the goldfish?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Little ship of horrors

Disco Owls

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

Owl

Evolved to Ski.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Kate's Cat Kennel

'He was born to the sea.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Owl Aging Support Groups

'I saw him go that way.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

A heron wearing waders.