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"Where's the goldfish?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Disco Owls

Little ship of horrors

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

Evolved to Ski.

Owl

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'I saw him go that way.'

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'He was born to the sea.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

A heron wearing waders.

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."