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'He was born to the sea.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Eat me"

Geese's Thoughts.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Egyptian Football

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"Phew, that was close."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Making fun of Starfish.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

Feathered frenzy

'We should talk more.'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'