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Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

"It's actually much quicker than our broadband!"

As cat raises paw: 'All those in favor of getting a canary?'

Bird diving into bird bath, while lifeguard watches on.

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'With NBC all those years, and never a bonus, stock option or retirement plan...'

Egyptian Football

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

'We should talk more.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

Fowl drivers.

'Chicken to go.'

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

"Humans are so strange Dad: they discover us in America but call us 'Turkey'..."

Bird on a walk

"Don't even think about it!"

"With social distancing, do you mind tossing those further?"

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

'No it's not bring your parrot to work day,'

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'Don't fall for his lines, he's a lyre bird...'

Bird guiding rhino.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Have a Happy Bird 'A'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

A pirate sits on a park bench feeding parrots

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

Bait. Go tell you father that your idiot brother got his head stuck again.

Polly want a cracker? You always want to throw crackers at the problem, Lars. Why can't you throw money at it once in a while?

"Did you get my tweet?"

"They stopped the paper."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"