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"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

Cat in hang glider chases birds in formation.

Birdwatcher gets wig pecked off his head.

Can I pick your brains?

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You know too much!'

Knight feeding his kids.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Canada Goose Jackets

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.