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'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Mind the whale, dear."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."