Waterfowl Watchers Pillows

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'