Bird Watcher Pillows

Canada Geese

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

Various Birds of Pray.

Pets.

'He's texting again.'

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

Coping Strategies

There is a new Peacemaker in town!

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Since the kids left home, Harold and I are thinking of looking for a smaller place.'

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

'You certainly know how to train gun dogs, Al.'

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

In a world gone wireless.

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

Migrating Birds

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Look, there are the freelancers!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Harold's suspicions are finally confirmed - 'Son, you're adopted!'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I'm fine here. I switched to wireless."

Turkey on the Lamb

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

'What worried me most is identity theft.'