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Canada Geese

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

Pets.

Various Birds of Pray.

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'He's texting again.'

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins

"Chirp and peep are passé. Now, it's all Twitter!"

Coping Strategies

'Now what?'

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Since the kids left home, Harold and I are thinking of looking for a smaller place.'

There is a new Peacemaker in town!

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

'You certainly know how to train gun dogs, Al.'

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Migrating Birds

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Not tonight, Harold... I've got a headache!"