Birdwatcher Pillows

"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

IQ test for birds.

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

"His grades are falling. Must be hanging out with the wrong crowd."

High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'Trust me, it's just an expression: I'm a crow and I can tell you I don't always fly in a straight line...'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

You have to do WHAT to get that kid out of there?

'We're going to have to cut back - these singing lessons for the kids, for instance.'

Duck with outboard motor.

'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'

"Bob tells me you hunt."

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"This is why I can't stand flying during the holidays... too much traffic."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'It was actually a very easy question.'

'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals'.

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bird seed.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

The Second Day of Christmas