Birdwatcher Prints

"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

IQ test for birds.

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

"His grades are falling. Must be hanging out with the wrong crowd."

High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.

"Excuse me.. does anyone here speak Sparrow?"

'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'Trust me, it's just an expression: I'm a crow and I can tell you I don't always fly in a straight line...'

You have to do WHAT to get that kid out of there?

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Canadian Geese

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

Duck with outboard motor.

'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'

'We're going to have to cut back - these singing lessons for the kids, for instance.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"This is why I can't stand flying during the holidays... too much traffic."

"Bob tells me you hunt."

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals'.

'It was actually a very easy question.'

'They made it look so easy.'

'Get a grip.'