Birdwatchers Prints

'Whoops, another miss - but who's counting?'

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

SOUTH OR BUST

'I said, 'take us to your leader', that's whoo!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

Middle-aged coots in denial: 'Bald? Us? No, not at all...'

'The early bird may get the worm but being early sure doesn't work out so well for us.'

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"

Nashville Peacock

"Mom feeds you the other way round? Come on, worms are worms. Now open your beaks, you brats!"

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.

"Take us to your feeder."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"The groceries are in the car."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Please be spaghetti."

"Remember when they said we'd meet our food drive goal if everyone brought in two cans?"

The Pigeon King

Food thoughts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'