Birdwatching Prints

"Pass that."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.

"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."

"I'll never be Big Bird."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

Coping with ducks

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

Bird watchers watch each other's bird.

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'I never get tired of watching them.'

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

CEO and COO.

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

"Every generation rebels, dear."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"He's a bird-dog."

"You may approach the bench."

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

'He's texting again.'

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

'Gee, it's great to be back! I can't wait to go downtown and find a clean car!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'