Bird Watchers Prints

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

'Worms...Who has the time?'

'Why on earth would you want to do a 'First Aid' course?'

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'It's not the height that makes me woozy, it's all this fresh air up here.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

"Because of climate change and the greenhouse effect, I don't know whether to come or go."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

'I decided not to migrate because I get jet lag.'

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"You were never in The Birds..."

Tequila Mocking Bird

Bird trying to catch a worm.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

'Shall we take a gander?'

Why ducks use a lot of roll-on deodorant...

Bird dismantles passenger jet.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Let's follow these guys: They only kill the buffalos for their hides so we can have all the meat!'

Origin of the term 'bird brain': 'Fly, babies...fly!'

'Give yourself up.'

"Big deal, Herb. So you have the power to fly, get over yourself!"

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'