Birdwatcher's Adventure Pillows

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bird Torture.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Two vegans, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Vegetarian Birds

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Trick or Tweet

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"