Birdwatching Adventurer Pillows

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Off to your left, you will see where the Mississipi River has it's start.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Two vegans, please."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Bird Torture.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Vegetarian Birds

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Beaver tower

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Geese's Thoughts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

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