Birdwatcher's Delight Pillows

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Life is for the birds.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

Nevermore!

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'