Birdwatcher's Delight Pillows

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Life is for the birds.

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Chickenspox

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Nevermore!

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"Who died?"