Bird Watcher Extraordinaire Pillows

"Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Pointing.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Geese's Thoughts.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.