Birdwatching Guru Pillows

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Feel free to attack the mirror, but please, don't mess up the cupboard again, Mr Bird.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

Geese's Thoughts.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

French Early Bird

"I'm in disguise."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Hazards of mouse painting

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

Man and bird

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."