Birdwatching Guru Mugs

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Feel free to attack the mirror, but please, don't mess up the cupboard again, Mr Bird.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

French Early Bird

Songbird.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Hazards of mouse painting

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Man and bird

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.