Birdwatcher At Heart Mugs

"Well, what do you think?" "Could use more worms?"

These bugs are eating me alive.

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Geese's Thoughts.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Chickenspox

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Nevermore!

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Bird menu.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'