Birdwatcher At Heart Prints

"Well, what do you think?" "Could use more worms?"

These bugs are eating me alive.

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Geese's Thoughts.

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Chickenspox

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Nevermore!

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'Bird menu.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'