Birdwatching Devotee Prints

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

Geese's Thoughts.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

French Early Bird

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

"Pass that."

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Great tights!"

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Hazards of mouse painting

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

Man and bird

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"Nassau was impossible, Barbados was touristy, and you know what Trinidad is like. It wasn't until we reached Brazil. . ."