Birdwatching Devotee Gifts

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

French Early Bird

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

"Pass that."

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Hazards of mouse painting

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Great tights!"

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Man and bird

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"