Bird Watcher Extraordinaire Gifts

"Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Pointing.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Do you have anything bigger?

Geese's Thoughts.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Now what?'