Birdwatcher With A Twist Mugs

"Pass that."

Hunters given the finger bird by birds.

"I do all of my holiday shopping on line."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Sinister birdfeeder

Worried pensioner attempts to feed vultures in the park

Vegetarian Birds

Look out, Skydivers!

"I have a new fascinating hobby: Human-watching..."

"He wasn't really a bird lover, he just hated the thought of them perching on his head."

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Well, Bobby always had a strange kind of humour...'

"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

Migrating gulls following their food source - gulls following a burger van.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

Chickenspox

"Janet?!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Great tights!"

"The presentation is dreadful."