Bird Watchers With A Twist Mugs

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Sparrowzilla!

'It was terrible -- four and twenty of us baked in a pie.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Children's Parties

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Vegetarian Birds

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Tequila Mockingbird