Birdwatcher Extraordinaire Mugs

"Looks like Milton's stuck in an air pocket again."

High Wire Act and Birds

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Three's a conspiracy

The Browntail Craptor

Man sees 'Birdwatchers Society' is a society of birds watching television.

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

Lion tamer feeding birds.

Pencil Peaock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Bird Torture.

"Two vegans, please."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'