Birdwatcher Extraordinaire Pillows

"Looks like Milton's stuck in an air pocket again."

High Wire Act and Birds

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Three's a conspiracy

The Browntail Craptor

Man sees 'Birdwatchers Society' is a society of birds watching television.

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

Pencil Peaock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Bird Torture.

"Two vegans, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"