Bird Watcher With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Dang! We make a couple of stupid errors, and here come the boo birds.'

Flying bird says: 'What's the point of migrating? We're never going to escape the credit crunch.'

The unicyclist's fatal accident was caused by a bird strike.

Cat Trick Birds

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Great tights!"

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I hear they're going to cable.'